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The Doom Of Cool Irish T-Shirts Awaits You!

There seems to be a contagious disease running through the bloodstream of the younger generation of partiers in this country. Most will go all year, drinking responsibly, and spending one night out of the week drinking and having fun. No harm is done to anyone. However, one time a year a disproportionate number of these young revelers will make a mistake that drastically messes up their world…and they always seem to be wearing cool Irish t-shirts when they do it. Continue reading

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Do you Wear Funny Irish T-Shirts On St. Paddy’s Day?

When I say that I am a long-standing veteran of Saint Patrick’s Day festivities, I really mean it. I have been going out and partying on St. Pat’s most venerable of days since I was 19 years old. I’ve seen a lot of crazy things over the years, and I’ve become a much less crazy individual as the years go by. Being older and wiser now, I believe I’ve noticed that the funny Irish t-shirts people wear are a fair indicator of their own party-time motivations. Continue reading

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Crazy Funny Irish T-Shirts Make St. Pat’s Day A Real Party

I know some people who like to be real sticks in the mud when it comes to St. Paddy’s Day. They don’t want to get out, they don’t want to drink, and they definitely don’t want to be seen wearing crazy funny Irish t-shirts. I don’t think these people refuse to open Christmas presents on December 25th, do you? Well, St. Paddy’s Day has it’s own tradition…a tradition of getting skunk-house drunk. Continue reading

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How Funny Irish Drinking T-Shirts Pulled Me Out Of My Shell

When I would go out and celebrate St. Paddy’s Day at the bar, it would always almost ruin my night to see people wearing green sequins, giant green hats, crazy clover glasses, and funny Irish drinking t-shirts. I like to have as much fun as anyone else, but seeing the way that (mostly) non-Irish people celebrate the day always struck a note of discord in me. Continue reading

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Irish Drinking T-Shirts, St. Patrick’s Day, And Making Mistakes

Saint Patrick’s Day is rolling ever closer, and it’s time to start putting away your bail money for this year. If you’re anything like me, dawn of the day after Saint Patrick’s Day is going to find you waking up in an alley with your Irish drinking t-shirts ripped to shreds while you text your friends neurotically in an attempt to find out where you are. There are a few mistakes you can actually guard yourself against, though. Continue reading

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Getting Those Much Needed Cheap Funny Irish T-Shirts

If you are looking to party hard this St. Patrick’s Day, then you are probably going to want to go the whole nine yards and deck yourself out in some great Irish clothes and colors. In this economy, however, it’s no easy thing to buy clothes that you’re only going to wear for one night. That’s why you need to find some cheap Funny Irish t-shirts. Continue reading

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Ready to Make Horrible Decisions While Wearing Funny Irish T-Shirts?

If you think for one second that your friends are going to ever let you stay home and skip out on Saint Patrick’s Day, then you’re a fool. You can turn your phone off, close the curtains, and hide under your bed if you want…they’ll come for you and make you have a good time, even if it kills you. Your best bet is to put on your funny Irish t-shirts and march out the door like a good lad. Continue reading

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Waking Up In Trouble Without My Funny Irish T-Shirts

This is a factual account of last year’s Saint Patrick’s Day celebration. It all centered on lots of alcohol, a city-wide pub crawl, and my goal to wear different funny Irish t-shirts every hour of the evening. This is a valiant tale of a valiant young man whom most likely did not realize the depth of the errors he would make later that evening. He may of ended as a villain, but he began the evening with the heart of a hero. Continue reading

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Drink Your Drink And Wear Your Funny Irish T-Shirt!

You poor, ignorant fools cannot begin to guess how much I enjoy Saint Patrick’s Day each year. While we’re on the subject, I’m going to go right out on a limb and admit that the binge drinking has a lot to do with it. Yes, I am a rare breed…I am an honest Irishman. I can actually hear some of the people reading this getting mad about the stereotypical drunk Irishman in his funny Irish t-shirt drinking and singing gaelic all night long. For them, I just want to say: I may be in denial, but I’ve never met an alcoholic in my life. Continue reading

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